Here’s what I learned.
Actually, until recently, I’ve never heard anyone mutter the words “celery juice.”
Snyder’s Celery-Juice Claims
1.
(Hmm, you know what else is super hydrating?
Water is 100 percent water.
But let’s keep going.)
of freshly “squeezed” celery juice every morning, on an empty stomach.
I stocked up at the grocery store and was ready for day one.
This should work fine.
I throw the ingredients in and blend.
Everything gets stuck so I add a little water to help things along.
Thicker than a milkshake.
It’s basically just cellulose fiber in my boyfriend’s favorite beer-drinking glass.
I eat it with a spoon.
My mouth starts to tingle and I toss it down the garbage disposal.
I can’t do this.
Day 2
I’ve stolen the juicer from our test kitchen; this will save my experiment.
I start juicing and 20 minutes later almost an entire bunch of celery has turned to juice.
My potion is ready for consumption.
I’m shaking too; I need more sugar.
I’ve already pooped three times today.
Celery juice may also help me lose some serious pounds at this rate.
Day 3
I chug celery juice in the car before going into a volunteer event.
Day 6
It’s been three days since I’ve juiced.
I need to start from scratch.
I decide to add a small apple to my juice and skip the pineapple.
It’s the best decision I’ve made.
Day 7
I decide I can and will do this for an entire week.
You have to juice everything fresh every morning, but no one said I couldn’t pre-chop my ingredients.
Day 14
My meal prep worked and I’m on the final day.
I’ve already decided this is the last glass of celery juice I will ever drink.
Even though I have noticed some changes, this “magical drink” did not completely revolutionize my life.
Want to try it yourself?
Here’s my recipe, and like, for the love of all things,use a juicer.
Drink the juice immediately.
Makes: 2 cups juice
